Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Homeward boundish

I start my journey back to New Zealand in nine days.

The global pandemic which ebbs and flows has altered my natural work rhythm. Given we isolate when returning to work and some of us isolate when we return home. 8-week swings have become 12 weeks. An ex-colleague and old friend labelled an Engineers capacity to solve problems as a f**k tank. Over 8 weeks the f**k tank gradually empties. To fill a f**k tank an Engineer must have time off or go home. 

My current work has been almost unreasonably busy. I have noticed a lot of my colleagues have had injuries, made uncharacteristic mistakes, been sick or emotional. A thick topical malaise permeates communal areas. I have counteracted this by keeping odder hours and minding my own business.  Luckily I shall be able to retreat to New Zealand shortly.

I do have a slight bother. The very same pandemic has caused my living arrangements to be changing in the near future. I really have not given this much thought at all. I know I will have two weeks to come up with a plan of sorts.

My eccentric retirement plan was to erect a tower to live in. A Wizards tower. With the automation of lighthouses and a dearth of modern siege warfare, the uncommon tower has become as scarce as the wearing of capes. Something I would like to rectify.

I am not sure I am quite ready to live in a tower just yet but l have written it down. We will see.




A Sweet Spot

I quite enjoyed looking at this palatial enclave.

Monday, 12 April 2021

Terrible Financial Advice

About three weeks ago I made an investment in a dog with sunglasses. 


Hoge is a cryptocurrency. It is a community-driven deflationary meme token. What makes it interesting, is that each time a transaction is made a percentage of the total is destroyed and redistributed to the people holding Hoge. This is me doing my bit :-)

I have been impressed with the progress and roadmap for what appears on the surface something quite comical.

Do your own research.



I am not a financial advisor but I am a Hoge Millionaire. 






A Fresh Coat of Paint

I have enlisted the services of a very talented Webspinner to zhuzh things up around here.

Initially, I was going to use something like fiver and find some random person who could make some improvements but it turns out I had someone far more capable only a single degree of separation away.

I will introduce you to said person after we launch. 

Yesterday marked exactly 12 years of being away at sea for me. I went to sea to accumulate stories and accumulate them I have. 

I look forward to sharing some more on a new platform.



Saturday, 6 March 2021

An Elegant Solution

After a wee bit of noodling and geeky things, I have managed to acquire a voucher for Managed Isolation.

I have never indulged in ticket scalping or the like but I guess this is the same sort of elation. 

I can't help thinking that the system is flawed but with such flaws, people will exploit them.

Turns out a Wizard will arrive home on the 24th of April.


Thursday, 4 March 2021

A wee problem

Currently en route to Mexico, I felt it would be wise to investigate returning home. Working on board a boat is a terribly fluid experience so return dates often change. I felt with an itinerary of sorts formed it would make things easy.

Turns out it isn't.

Removing oneself from Social Media and abandoning most news sources had rendered me blissfully unaware of the Managed Isolation system changes and the almighty voucher. My first couple of times in MIQ were quite easy logistically. My boat booked me a flight. I arrived in New Zealand. I was bused to a hotel for a two week confinement period where I gradually went crazy and then was set free into the wild, COVID free.

The voucher system that was brought in to control a Christmas egress of United Kingdom expats has remained and COVID back home has exacerbated things. Compounding this problem are people.

Any IT system is ruined by people. 

We currently have people using isolation in NZ as a backdoor to Australia. If they left New Zealand before August 2020 they do not have to pay for isolation in NZ. Everybody has to pay when they isolate in Australia.

We also have business people who are booking return multiple vouchers.

We also can't trust people to isolate by themselves. Something that would be quite easy for me in my new abode.

Which leaves people like me in a bit of a pickle.

I still have faith however and am reminded of one of my favorite LOTR quotes.

"A Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Thursday, 21 January 2021

A Funny thing happened at Aviation Security today

With very few air travellers the good Security staff at Auckland International were a bit more chatty than usual.

I was asked where I was going.

"The USA."

Business or Pleasure?

At this point, I smirked 😏.

What kind of an S&M reprobate do you take me for?

That's quite a kink. 

"Yeah I've got this fetish for wearing masks and leaving a relatively safe country and entering one with a raging pandemic and a very unstable political system so I can sit relatively safely in a hotel room gorging myself on overly processed food and subsequently annoying all of my internet friends for 2 weeks"

Oh and I have my Birthday on Monday.

I should have just said I was going to a birthday party. Fewer words but less of a tale.

Saturday, 16 January 2021

Location Location Location

I have been doing my yearly scrying and surprise it is a lucky year for Dragons although we must stay away from Angry dogs and mind our health.

Despite last year I still managed to travel a fair wad.



I don't see a quick exit from the new normal but I will make the most of it. Dog or no Dog.

Thursday, 14 January 2021

Flying the Roost

In one week I will fly to the USA and a two-week Isolation and work. It feels a little like when I left during the first outbreak with the gears changed.

I am also going to be flying into what appears to be an increasingly unstable USA. 

I have thoroughly enjoyed my time at home. The longest stint since 2008. It has been a very special half summer to remember.

But I must do my job whilst I can and enjoy each day as it comes.